Office Productivity Tools: As an affirmation of the inherent value of joy, laughter, entertainment, distraction, and play to the human experience, we offer these humble office productivity tools as a platform and opportunity for you to re-assert your independence, consciousness, and free will, choosing to invest time in self-care not only as it actually feeds your creativity and productivity, it more importantly feeds your joie de vivre and your soul. (As an unnecessary yet all-too-bluntly obvious note: Perhaps the actual focus should be upon creating a work environment, culture, and society in which one does not feel the need to "escape", let alone feel a sense of failure or guilt for seeking the same?).